I Fail Frequently - I Just Try

Your Best T-shirt Should Be Like Your Bed, It Just Feels Like You Are Home When You Are In It.

There's No Text That Can Replace A Loving Touch When Someone We Love Is Hurting.

There Is Some Argument About Who Actually Invented Text Messaging, But I Think It's Safe To Say It Was A Man. Multiple Studies Have Shown That The Average Man Uses About Half As Many Words Per Day As Women, Thus Text Messaging. It Eliminates Hellos And Goodbyes And Cuts Right To The Chase.

True Luxury Is Being Able To Own Your Time - To Be Able To Take A Walk, Sit On Your Porch, Read The Paper, Not Take The Call, Not Be Compelled By Obligation.

I Gave Up Smoking, I Never Gave Up The Drinking. But It's Hard To Smoke And Swim At The Same Time. You'd Get To The Edge Of The Pool And All You'd Be Wanting Is A Cigarette When All You Actually Really Want Is Oxygen. So I Traded The Smoke For The Oxygen.