I Failed First Grade, Which Is My

If I'm Creating Something For Myself, Then I Want To Have Fun.

I Try To Pick Music For A Diner That Doesnt Involve A Lot Of Lyrics, So You're Not Paying Attention To That. As Long As It Doesnt Dominate The Party, It Should Be More Atmosphere Music. When I'm By Myself, I Never Play Music.

I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Comedian. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm Sitting Around Writing Jokes Or Anything. I Just Like Dressing Up And Pretending To Be Other People.

I'm Not Very Good With Drink Recipes. If I'm Entertaining, I Like To Come Up With A House Drink For The Evening, One Thing I'll Make For The Whole Evening Of The Whole Month.

When I Meet A New Person, Something Has To Be A Little Off For Me To Consider Them Beautiful. It Could Be Crooked Teeth, Or Veins In Their Skin That Are A Little Too Visible, Or A Really Dramatic Lazy Eye. The First Guy I Ever Kissed Had A Water Head.