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I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

My Idea Of What God Should Be Is A Good Guy. I Don't Think There's Any Good In Killing People In The Name Of Your God.

If You Can Laugh At Your Mistakes, It's A Good Thing.

At 18, If Someone Had Said To Me, "i Think You Should Go To Rehab And Get Cleaned Up," I Would Have Thought, "you're Fucking Mad."

I Would Lock Myself In My Room And Drink A Case Of Corona And Smoke A Load Of Pot.