I Feel Like A Little Kid Who

I Haven't Had Sex With Many People In My Life, And Everyone Just Assumes That I'm Good In Bed!! I Guess That's A Compliment.

Unfortunately, The Simplest Things - Such As Thinking For Myself, Creating My Own Reality And Being Whatever The Hell I Want To Be Each Day Of My Life - Are A Sin. To Be A Good Christian Basically Means To Give Up The Reigns Of Your Life And Let Some Unseen Force Do It For You.

Music Is A Lot More Like Solving An Intricate Puzzle With Moments Of Pure, Random Creative Bliss... Whereas Painting Is Much More Purely Random Creative Bliss With Moments Of Problem Solving.

Men Have A Lot Less To Write About, Unless You're Somebody Like Tom Waits Or John Lennon. And The Female Voice Is Much More Suited To Melody. Men Have This Barky Thing - We're Domesticated Apes With A Microphone.

That First Plunge Under The Shore Break On A Chilly Fall Morning. It Forces A Sound Out Of One's Body That Is Kind Of A Whoo-ahhh! - Shocking And Refreshing All At Once. You Become Acutely Aware Of Your Body And Your Surroundings, Which Is Helpful When You're About To Paddle Out To Sea.