I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi

You Don't Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist!

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!