I Feel Like Being In A Band,

Thats Not A Place Where I'm Considered Good-looking.

Mom's Dad Was In The Army, Stormed The Beach At Normandy, Fought Through The French Hedgerows, The Battle Of The Ardennes, The Battle Of The Bulge, And Liberated Concentration Camps At The End Of The War.

Screw Them. Yeah. But Not Literally. I'm Not Advocating Promiscuity.

I Don't Want To Spend A Month And A Half In A Studio With Music I Don't Like, And Fortunately I Don't Have To.

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.