I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

If You Don't Respect Me You're Not Gonna Get That Respect Back.

And Sometimes The Hardest Thing You Can Do Is Walk Away. But You Got To. And, When You Do, It Changes Your Life.