I Feel Lucky Because Most Of My

Don't Peak In High School.

You'd Be Surprised. Girls Like Sensitive, Namby-pamby Guys.

I Don't Think You Should Be Allowed To Eat In A Restaurant If You Haven't Waited Tables At Least Once. It's So Irritating When I See People Being Rude To Waiters, Like, It Makes Me Want To Slit Their Throats! Like, Really? You're Really This Inconsiderate?

I Was A Russian Dancer In My Elementary School Production Of Fiddler On The Roof When I Was In Third Grade Or Fourth Grade. I Was One Of The Younger Kids Accepted Into The Play, And The Plays Were Pretty Impressive, Let Me Say.

My First Acting Role As A Kid Was On Freaks And Geeks.