I Feel Much Safer With Girls, So

Having Been In A Relationship Since I Was 18, I'm Very Domestic, But I Don't Enjoy Cooking For Myself. I Don't Mind Cooking For Other People... But I Don't Like Cleaning Or Washing Dishes, Although I Don't Mind Doing Laundry.

I Played With Barbies But I Used To Decapitate Them. I Used To Take Their Heads Off Then Dye Their Hair And Do Weird Things.

I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen Years Older, So I Will Always Be A Trophy Wife For Him.

I Feel People Think I'm Almost Like A Robot - Like An Android I Just Don't Really Get Portrayed As Someone Who Has Feelings Or Who Is Sympathetic Like A Self-absorbed Ice Queen.

Everyone With An Iphone Is A Journalist In Their Own Way Now, Especially Because We Live In A Tabloid Culture.