I Feel Very Guilty Doing Magic Because

I Find It Very Difficult To Do Normal Things Without Getting Approached.

The Truth Is People Are Very Nice. The Other Truth Is, It's Very Annoying To Be Constantly Interrupted. I Don't Love Myself Enough To Want To Share Myself With Everybody.

I Think It's My Nature To - Every Time I Hear About An Award Or A Nomination, It Makes Me Realize How Much I Must've Been Losing Before, Because I Was Not Aware That Every Major City Had These Critics' Awards.

When Cellphones Came Out, My Girlfriend Refused To Get One For Five Years, Because She Thought It Would Turn Her Into Somebody Who Couldn't Connect With Other People - And, Of Course, She Got A Cellphone.

My Feeling Is... When You Show Up To A Movie Set Where There's, Like, 50 People Standing Around And Months Of Preparation Gone Into It, You Want To Be As Prepared As Possible, So You Should Make A Million Baguettes. That Might Not Actually Help In Any Explicit Way, But It'll Make You Feel More Prepared.