I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.