I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'