I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.