I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.