I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical

I Called To Wish You An Unhappy Birthday Because You're Evil And You Lie And If You Should Die I May Feel Slightly Sad, But I Won't Cry.

I Have An Unswayable Obsession With Death. If There Was A Magical Pill That One Could Take That Would Retire You From The World, I Would Take It.

I Think The Pop Chart Today Is Entirely Market-driven. And It Has Nothing To Do With Public Taste. And It Has Nothing To Do With Moving Music Forward. It's Simply A Market Chart.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

And If You Have Five Seconds To Spare, I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life".