I Find That A Shirt Is Most

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.