I Find That A Shirt Is Most

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.