I Fly Around With Chicks On Each

There's A Lot Of People Out There Who Didn't Like My Style Of Comedy.

America's Most Wanted? I Love It When There's A Guy In The Back Seat Pounding His Head On The Plexiglas. That To Me Is The Best.

Serious And Intense People, They Drain You. But Someone Who's An Idiot, Like Myself, They're Fun. You Either Hate Me Or You Love Me.

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

That's The Biggest Rule In Hollywood: Don't Spend Your Own Money.