I Get A Lot Of Cracks About

I Had Such High Expectations Of Myself. I Was Going To Be The Best Mother, The Best Housewife, The Best Entertainer, The Best Nurse, You Know - What It Was, I Was Going To Be The Best. And I Could Never Live Up To My Expectations.

Poor George [bush], He Can't Help It. He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth.

Life Isn't Fair, But Government Must Be.

I've Always Told My Children That Life Is Like A Layer Cake. You Get To Put One Layer On Top Of The Other, And Whether You Frost It Or Not Is Up To You.

Ann Richards On How To Be A Good Republican: 1. You Have To Believe That The Nation's Current 8-year Prosperity Was Due To The Work Of Ronald Reagan And George Bush, But Yesterday's Gasoline Prices Are All Clinton's Fault. 2. You Have To Believe That Those Privileged From Birth Achieve Success All On Their Own. 3. You Have To Be Against All Government Programs, But Expect Social Security Checks On Time.