I Get So Into The Moment.

You Have To Learn The Crowd. I Just Pay Attention To Them So I Can Make Sure I Can Make Them Laugh.

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.