I Get Tired Of Singing To The

Her Little Sister Will Tell You She Don't Live Here Anymore.

Every Time I Think That I'm Getting Old, And Gradually Going To The Grave, Something Else Happens.

After A Hard Day Of Basic Training, You Could Eat A Rattlesnake.

I Did The Ed Sullivan Show Four Times. I Did The Steve Allen Show. I Did The Jackie Gleason Show.

It's Human Nature To Gripe, But I'm Going Ahead And Doing The Best I Can.