I Get To Do The Most Amazing

Being Attached To America These Days Is Like Being In A Pen With A Wounded Bull.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

It's No Longer Good Enough For Us To Tell Kids Who Are Different That It's Gonna Get Better. We Have To Make It Better Now.

Here's To Democracy. May We Get The Government We Deserve.

I Think Donald Trump Realizes That If The Story, In A Day Or Two, Is That The United States Is In A War Of Words With Canada, People Are Going To Go - Well, Good Lord, If He Can't Get Along With Canada, He Can't Get Along With Anyone. And I Think He Realizes That That Friendship Has To Endure And Has To Continue.