I Get To The Point Where I

You Have To Pay People Real Money.

I Like To Think That If I Were Gay I Would Be Out. Rupert Everett-style.

When I Look Up At The Screen And See Myself I Always Have To Laugh. Not Because I Think I'm Doing A Horrible Job, Quite The Contrary, I Just Feel It's So Surreal To Feel Like One Person Can Entertain So Many At One Time.

If I Ever Woke Up With A Dead Hooker In My Hotel Room, Matt Would Be The First Person I'd Call.

I Recognize That Hollywood Is Not About Seniority. Often It's Not Even A Meritocracy. It's About What You Did Yesterday. You Have A Couple Of Misses, And Suddenly It's Impossible To Find A Hit. So The Swings Are Gigantic. But I've Always Understood It As Such, And Navigated It As Such.