I Give Away Thousands Of Paintings For

The Human Race Is The Most Stupid And Unfair Kind Of Race. A Lot Of The Runners Don't Even Get Decent Sneakers Or Clean Drinking Water. Some Runners Are Born With A Massive Head Start, Every Possible Help Along The Way And Still The Referees Seem To Be On Their Side. It's Not Surprising A Lot Of People Have Given Up Compeating Altogether And Gone To Sit In The Grandstand, Eat Junk And Shout Abuse. What The Human Race Needs Is A Lot More Streakers.

The Thing I Hate The Most About Advertising Is That It Attracts All The Bright, Creative And Ambitious Young People, Leaving Us Mainly With The Slow And Self-obsessed To Become Our Artists.. Modern Art Is A Disaster Area. Never In The Field Of Human History Has So Much Been Used By So Many To Say So Little.

Speak Softly, But Carry A Big Can Of Paint.

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

Writing Graffiti Is About The Most Honest Way You Can Be An Artist. It Takes No Money To Do It, You Don't Need An Education To Understand It, And There's No Admission Fee.