I Give People My Heart And My

With All The Horror In The World And All The Crap That`s Going On, For An Hour And A Half You Go Eat Some Popcorn And Laugh With Your Friends. That`s What A Movie Is All About.

They Asked Me Why I Was Wearing Heels, And I Said, I'm Trying To Hide My Ass. They Gave Me A Prosthetic Behind.

I Said, 'ooh, Dad, I Want The Yellow Ones.' He Said, 'where?' I Said, 'right There, Dad. I Want The Yellow Ones.' Everybody Goes, 'those Are Green'. That's How I Knew I Was Colorblind.

Besides The Physical Strains I Realized Men Can Be Pigs To Women Even When It's A Man Dressed As One.

I Give People My Heart And My Full Attention.