I Go From Stool To Stool In

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

New York's Such A Wonderful City. Although I Was At The Library Today. The Guy Was Very Rude. I Said, "i'd Like A Card." He Says, "you Have To Prove You're A Citizen Of New York." So I Stabbed Him.

In College I Was One Of Six Males Who Auditioned For Five Male Roles In A Comedy Play. I Was The One Rejected. At That Moment I Made Up My Mind Never To Place Myself At The Mercy Of Some Pompous, Goateed, Black-turtleneck-shirted "should I Yay Him Or Nay Him?" Pantywaist Ever Again.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.