I Go To Mcdonald's At Least Once

I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.