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In Life There Are Always These Things Happening If You Can Just Get The Joke.

I Look Crazy. I Know I Do. Been True Since I Was A Kid!

I Am Not Sure How Much I Would Like Being Married If I Wasn't Married To Him. A Man Who Likes Flea Markets And Isn't Gay? I Knew I Was Lucky.

I Started Doing Cartoons When I Was About 21. I Never Thought I Would Be A Cartoonist. It Happened Behind My Back. I Was Always A Painter And Drawer.

You Keep Seeing Your Picture On Posters That You Are Missing But You're Not. That'd Be Weird, Right? Or Say You Look Down At The Sidewalk And Earthworms Are Spelling Your Name. Or You Open A Peanut Bag And The 'hello' Is Written In Your Writing On The Inside Of The Shell. Would That Weird Ya?