I Go Too Fast To See Much,

There Is Two Things That Can Disrupt Business In This Country. One Is War, And The Other Is A Meeting Of The Federal Reserve Bank.

After Seeing Kids Play Polo Against Big Guys, It Only Shows That Horses Are The Greatest Equalizer In The World. No Matter What You Weigh, The Little Fellow Is Your Equal On A Horse.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.