I Got A Bad Migraine That Lasted

All The Great Mystical Religions Put A Strong Emphasis On The Redeeming Qualities Of Sex.

I'll Ruin Everything You Are, I'll Give You Television.

I'm A Thinker Not A Talker.

My Son's Full Real Name Is Duncan Zowie Haywood. As A Toddler He Was Called By His Second Name Zowie. But It Was Such An Identifiable Name During The Seventies That If I Called Him Loudly In Public Places, Everyone Would Turn To Stare, So I Started Calling Him Joey To Take The Pressure Off. It Has The Same Sound And Number Of Syllables As Zowie. And Joe Stuck For Most Of His Childhood. Now He Has Reverted To His Real Name, Duncan. Haywood Was My Father's Name.

I Woke Up One Day And Realized I Was A Closet Hetero