I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

In The Event Of War, I'm A Hostage.

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

What' S The Matter With Me? Why Can't I Be Cool?