I Got A Job At An Amusement

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

Writing Jokes For Others Is Like Having Babies For Someone Else. It's Sad. Like The Woman Who Gives Up Her Baby But Needs To Be Close So She Secretly Becomes The Maid In The Household.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.