I Got A Pain In My Chest,

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.

Look, I Made A Commitment To Corn 17 Years Ago. Sure, I'm A Man. I Like To Go To A Barbecue And See Beans That I Like: Baked Beans, Red Beans, Black Beans, Big Plump Garbanzos. But In The End, I Always Come Home To My Sweet, Sweet Corn.

You Know How Mexican Restaurants Always Have "border" In The Name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You Wouldn't Do That To Black People: Kunta's Kitchen Or Shackles. They Don't Do It To White People. You Don't See The Honkey Grill, The Cracker Barrel... Oh, Nevermind.

I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

D.c. Is A Great Place. The Music, Jazz, Has Always Been Great Here, The Restaurants Have Always Been Fantastic Here. And There's Been A Lot Of Changes In This City Over The Last 30 Years, And All For The Better.