I Got My Degree In Culinary Arts

Honestly, Flav Is Not Much Of A Video Game Player These Days. But, I Used To Spend Hours On Time Crisis. I Beat All Levels, Man.

I Want A Girl Who Looks Good When She Wakes Up In The Morning. We Could Take Her Face And Dip It In Dough And She'll Make Some Nice-face Cookies. Some Girls Wake Up, Man, You Could Put Their Face In Dough And You'll Get A Gorilla Cookie, For Real!

I Just Want To Show The World It's Never Too Late To Get Your Diploma, And Show Kids They Should Stay In School And Not Wait Until You're Old To Get It.

Definitely, I Think I'm A Life Coach For Real. The Lessons I Give Are Lessons You Can Take To The Bank.

I Wear My Viking Helmet Because The Horns Define How Sharp My Brains Are. If You Try To Rub Me The Wrong Way, I Will Stick You With Both Of My Horns.