I Got My First Laugh When My

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.