I Got My First Laugh When My

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.