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I Got So Much Food Spit Back In My Face When My Kids Were Small, I Put Windshield Wipers On My Glasses.
-Erma Bombeck
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I Got So Much Food Spit Back

Erma Bombeck
I Got So Much Food Spit Back In My Face When My Kids Were Small, I Put Windshield Wipers On My Glasses.
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