I Got So Much Food Spit Back

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

Adults Can Take A Simple Holiday For Children And Screw It Up. What Began As A Presentation Of Simple Gifts To Delight And Surprise Children Around The Christmas Tree Has Culminated In A Woman Unwrapping Six Shrimp Forks From Her Dog, Who Drew Her Name.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

I Was Leafing Through A Magazine Where There Was A Before-and-after Picture Of A Woman Who Went From A Size 5 To A Size 3 By Liposuction. Was She Serious? I've Cooked Bigger Turkeys Than Her "before" Picture.

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted.