I Got Tired Of Reading That Everybody

If You Get A Show Named After You, And Then Play Another Character, That's Fine. But If You Do A Show That's An Ensemble Show Like... Mash, Then You're In Trouble.

If You Do Eight Shows A Week It's Just Too Difficult To Try To Put Everything That You Can Together.

Canada Has Given Us John Candy And Martin Short And Bill Shatner And Lord Knows How Many Other Wonderful Performers.

Sometimes I Want To Go Into Saturday Night Live And Rewrite Some Of The Sketches Because They're Really Not That Good.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.