I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And

You Gotta Make Your Own Fun. That's Right, Listen To That Mother Of Two, She Knows What I'm Talking About.

If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.

Yeah, I Know, Some People Are Against Drunk Driving, And I Call Those People 'the Cops.' But You Know, Sometimes, You've Just Got No Choice; Those Kids Gotta Get To School!

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.