I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.

On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your Gin And Tonica.

My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.