I Grew Up In A Catholic Family

I Kinda Expected To Turn The Bottle And See A Recipe. "so That's How You Make Ice Cubes. Apparently You Just Freeze This Stuff. Oh, But You Need A Tray. That's How They Trick You Into It."

My Faith Is Very Personal. It's Not Something That I Want To Project On Other People.

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

There Are Different Parts Of Us. You Want To Feel Safe But You Want To Also Feel Challenged.

I'm An Eccentric, Silly, Observational Guy, But I'm Not Gonna Frighten Off Social Conservatives.