I Grew Up In The Midwest; You

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

There's Something Magical About Spending A Sunday Night Watching Real People At A Deli, Then Watching Fake People Pretending To Be Real On Tv, Then Engaging In (arguably) False Interaction With (arguably) Real People On The Internet. Never At Any Prior Point In Time Has This Been Possible.

I Hear That 5 O'clock Whistle In My Mind Like Fred Flintstone And I Have To Stop. I'm Also Not Much Of A Morning Writer. I Have A Sweet Spot From About 11am To 4pm. But I Really Work During That Time.

That's Also Why Comedy And Horror Are My Two Favorite Genres Of Film To Write, Because You Get These Outbursts Of Emotion From People, Laughter And Shock, And It's Really Thrilling, And I Like To Be Thrilled.