I Grew Up In The Segregated South,

Kill Them All In The Name Of The Lord.

I Don't Think I Know A Scientologist Except When I See One Or Two Of Their Actors On The Hollywood Screen.

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

Jesus Was The First American.

Clearly, In Every Civilized Culture Since Recorded History, Marriage Is Always Between A Man And A Woman. And The Fact That We're Trying To Change It Is Very Serious, Because The Family Is The Foundational Institution In Our Culture.