I Grew Up 45 Minutes Outside Of

I Would Say My Return To My Faith Is - It's A Very Personal Thing.

Whenever You Go Out To Eat You Gotta Get The Appetizer. 'cause The Appetizer's Just An Excuse For An Extra Meal. You're Always Like "lets See, I Will Start With The 80 Buffalo Wings...and Do You Have A Low-cal Blue Cheese? 'cause I Don't Wanna Fill Up Too Much."

Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

For Stand-up Comedians That Go Onstage And Get To Write And Perform And Direct, And Do All These Things, The Allure Of A Television Show Is Still There But If It Doesn't Offer A Level Of Creative Fulfillment, It's Oddly Unappealing.