I Grew Up Thinking Art Was Pictures

If The People In The Audience Are Talking, You're Being Ignored. If The People Are Gazing At You, You've Got Something They Want To Hear.

Of The Five Most Important Things In Life, Health Is First, Education Or Knowledge Is Second, And Wealth Is Third. I Forget The Other Two.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Scoot Under The Table, And Whenever Company Would Come Around You Know Or My Sisters Or Parents Would Tell Me, Go Under The Table And I'd Do It Because It Was Entertainment For The Family Or Aunts Or Whatever. And One Time At The Paramount When I First Did It, You Know, Brooklyn Paramount, I Did It In The Act During An Instrumental And It Got A Big Ovation And So I Coined It As One Of The Things I Should Do In The Act. And Since I've Been Doing It.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Rock N Roll Electric Guitar.

Prejudice Doesn't Make Me Mad. It Just - I Guess 'pisses Me Off' Is The Word.