I Grew Up With A Family That

I Am Passionate About Tea, Running, The Idea That We Are Bound Only By The Limits Of Our Imaginations, And Maple Syrup.

I Occasionally Go To A Yoga Class. Everyone Looks So Limber And Coordinated Compared To Me. I Feel Like I Scare My Classmates.

The Image Of A Person Completely Covered In Cotton Candy Made Me Laugh The Most. I'm Not Sure Why. To Me, Being Tarred And Feathered In Sugar Is Just Good Comedy.

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

Self Censorship? Not My Strong Suit...i Dont Want To Be A Total D O U C H E B A G , But A Little Bit Of One.