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The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.