I Grill, Therefore I Am.

Gluttony Is Wrong. It's Wasteful.

Cranberries Contain A Massive Amount Of Natural Pectins. They Will Gel All On Their Own, Which Is Why You Can Basically Make Cranberry Sauce Out Of Filling.

Good Service Can Save A Bad Meal, But There Is No Level Of Food That Can Save Bad Service.

Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So It Slows The Cooking. That's Evil Because The Longer The Bird Cooks, The Drier It Will Be.

Remember, America: Organization Will Set You Free.