I Guess I'll Retire Someday If I

Somehow, I Went From Being Too Young, To Being Too Old. Somewhere In There I Must Have Been Just Right.

If Their Iq's Where Five Points Lower They'd Be Geraniums.

A Better Ending Could Not Have Been Scripted. Of Course, If We Had Won, That Would Have Been Better.

If Somebody Mistreats You, Treat’em Good. That Kills’em.

After You Retire, There's Only One Big Event Left....and I Ain't Ready For That.