I Guess If I Had Fifty Million

I'm An Armchair Psychologist, I Suppose, And I Like To Kind Of Sit Around And Guess And Pretend I Know What's Going On.

Style, I Think, Is Panache. Who Are You? What Did You Do Today? And What Are You Worth To Me? What Do You Have To Offer The World? How Did You Spend Your Time Today On This Planet? How Are You Spending Your Time Every Second? What Are You Doing Now? Are You Alive, Or Are You Somnambulant?

I Have To Make My Bones With Hollywood To Get In. And When I Do Maybe I'll Metamorphose From Mr. Muscles Or Whatever It Is I Am Now And Become An Irascible Tosser.

I Spent My Entire Experience With Gary On Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Staring At Him And Not Returning Any Lines Because I Think He's God. The Second Time On The Dark Knight Rises I Was Playing God, So I Ignored Him. Kicked Him A Bit, That Kind Of Thing. Gary Oldman Is One Of My Heroes, I Did Nothing But Glean From Him.

If You Look Round Hollywood There's No End Of White Smiles And Six Packs. Long Lines Of Beautiful People Lining Up To Be Incredible On Film.