I Guess Life Is Full Of Maybes.

No Sausage?" He Asked. Apparently My Pork Consumption Habits Were A Matter Of Public Record.

You Can Never Visit The Same Place Twice. Each Time, It's A Different Story. By The Very Act Of Coming Back, You Wipe Out What Came Before.

Just Then, My Phone Started Ringing. The Ring Must Have Been Damaged By The Water As Well, So Now It Had A High, Keening Note - Kind Of The Sound I Imagine A Mermaid Might Make If You Punched Her In The Face.

The Kids I Talk To Are Readers, And The Craziest, The Most Dedicated Readers You Will Ever See.

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, Really Want," He Said. "braiiinnnnssss," We Said In Unison.