I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To

So I Was At The Gas Station The Other Day, And I Saw That There Was Braille On The Pumps. I Don't See How They Can Cater To Blind Drivers. I Mean, There Are Certain Rights You Should Lose Once You Lose What Makes You A Person.

Look On The Bright Side; That's One Bullet That's Not Going To Hit Me.

I Use The N Word Almost Daily. It Reminds Me That I'm Successful

My Job As An Actor Has Inspired Generations Of Children To Become Doctors. My Job As A Writer Has Opened Up The Minds Of Millions. My Job As A Director Has Produced Masterpieces That Will Be Taught In Film School For Ages.

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.