I Guess The Kid Had Everything But

If Women Didn't Exist, All The Money In The World Would Have No Meaning.

Since I'm Known As A 'rich Person', I Feel I Have To Tip At Least $5 Each Time I Check My Coat. On Top Of That, I Would Have To Wear A Very Expensive Coat, And It Would Have To Be Insured. Added Up, Without A Topcoat I Save Over $20,000 A Year.

To Be Successful, You Must Act Big, Think Big And Talk Big.

Get A Sun Lamp To Keep You Looking As If You Have Just Come Back From Somewhere Expensive.

Find A Priest Who Understands English And Doesn't Look Like Rasputin.