I Guess The Rules Aren't For Everyone.

This Jersey That We're Wearing Today Doesn't Say Red Sox. It Says Boston.

My Teammates Are The Best.

Some People Think I'm Mean, Until They Get To Know Me.

I'm Not Thinking Home Run, I Just Want To Put A Good Swing On The Ball. When You Go Looking For Home Runs, You Get Off Of Your Swing. So You Don't Think Of Homers When You Go Up To The Plate.

I Start Thinking About Life After Death. I've Got To Quit Thinking About It Because It's Very Deep. Very Deep. Sometimes You Start Thinking About It, And You Don't Feel Like You Want To Be Alive, So I Don't Like To Get All Quiet.